I pay eight dollars a month. Now when I say there is a bird outside, people go and look.
$8.00 per month, forever, apparently
things that became true that afternoon
I say the same sentence I said last year. Nobody asks me for a source now.
My typo stayed up for four hours. Two hundred people defended it.
I sit slightly above the cat who was actually right.
Someone opened an account with my name. He is doing better than me.